Friday, May 22, 2009

Spontaneous Generation Plagues CRSRP



As chief administrator of the Cliffside Squirrel Relocation Project, I have been puzzled by the proliferation of squirrels. A red squirrel is captured and relocated, yet another almost immediately appears in his/her place. Clearly, spontaneous generation is at work in our neighborhood. Yesterday, the ninth squirrel (designated "S9") in the last three weeks materialized in the live trap without warning. S9 was relocated to the Near Island Squirrel Sanctuary without incident. Note the defiant expression on S9's face in the photo above. Investigation continues as to the source of these squirrels.



As before, this post has nothing to do with Guantanamo Bay, Gitmo, Obama, Cheney, Steele, Oprah, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, Trig or Tripp Palin, American Idol, North Korea, Pakistan, Iraq, Afghanistan, Islam

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